This is a shot from a Steak and Shake commercial advertising their half price drink campaign from 2 - 4 pm on weekdays.
Just look at these people. Look at the pure ecstacy in their faces. It's bordering on frantic. Holy fuck these people need a (non-alcoholic) drink. Nothing in their lives before of after this moment has or will ever come close to this in terms of relevance or life-changing phenomena.
Look at the dude. We'll call him "the amazing beard." Look at him. He is staring in the face of God, and it's more soul-shaking than he'd ever prepared himself for. He's in one of those dreams where you try to scream but no sound comes out. He thought he was in line for the Kyuss reunion, but when he realized it was only for cheap drinks, his face and scream remained the same, but he had a different motivation behind them.
Then there's the lady. We'll call her Meredith from The Office. She's lived a hard life. Man after man after man, all liars, all users, all abusive drunks. She couldn't take it anymore. She had to get off the methadone and slow down on the cigarettes. She had to make something of herself for her four (surviving) children. She's there for a 50% off shake - a vanilla one, of course. God bless her.
do you have a funny screen shot? cool story. go into paint a draw a picture of a dong on it and email it to your parents.
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